Zimgattab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident capybara.

Zimgattab created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgattab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimgattab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zimgattab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zimgattab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.