Naddumstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying penguin.

Naddumstig created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naddumstig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Naddumstig, it will be very sad.

Naddumstig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Naddumstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Naddumstig.