Bepkemrottettidab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable weasel.

Bepkemrottettidab created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepkemrottettidab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepkemrottettidab, it will turn you into a rat.

Bepkemrottettidab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bepkemrottettidab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Run away if four gulls approach from the west.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepkemrottettidab.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Bepkemrottettidab on top of important buildings.