Dubjoplarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable bee.

Dubjoplarp created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubjoplarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dubjoplarp, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dubjoplarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dubjoplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubjoplarp.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.