Pibbittifbut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic crocodile.
Pibbittifbut created an atom six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Pibbittifbut, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Pibbittifbut, it will turn you into a goat.
Pibbittifbut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Pibbittifbut's Holy Commandments
1. You must pray to Pibbittifbut eight times a day.
2. Never look at galaxies.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pibbittifbut.
5. Do not commit murder.