Yakhadmad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, stupid hedgehog.

Yakhadmad created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakhadmad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yakhadmad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yakhadmad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yakhadmad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakhadmad.

2. Put Yakhadmad first in all things.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Worship no other gods but Yakhadmad.