Queegveenham is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental cat.

Queegveenham created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegveenham, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Queegveenham, she will turn you into a dog.

Queegveenham's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Queegveenham's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never skip near tortoises.

3. Put Queegveenham first in all things.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.