Gumxinpin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless salamander.

Gumxinpin created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumxinpin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gumxinpin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gumxinpin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gumxinpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumxinpin.