Jipgepbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent cobra.

Jipgepbiss created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipgepbiss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jipgepbiss, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jipgepbiss' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jipgepbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the south.

3. You must pray to Jipgepbiss six times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.