Ragcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-assured goblin.

Ragcub created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Ragcub, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragcub, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ragcub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ragcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured pigs.