Dossraprap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental clam.

Dossraprap created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossraprap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dossraprap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dossraprap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dossraprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Never feed turnips to horses while wearing green skirts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not skip in public.
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