Dobfabtom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective naga.

Dobfabtom created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobfabtom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dobfabtom, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dobfabtom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dobfabtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to pigs while wearing red hats.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never go into green rooms.