Nulflabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous ant.

Nulflabtarg created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulflabtarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nulflabtarg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nulflabtarg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nulflabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Hide if six moths approach from the south.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.