Cidcenrig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair crane.

Cidcenrig created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidcenrig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cidcenrig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cidcenrig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cidcenrig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidcenrig.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidcenrig.

3. Hide if four sharks approach from the west.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Cidcenrig's priests.