Kanyikven Cephinbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring capybara.

Kanyikven Cephinbon created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kanyikven Cephinbon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kanyikven Cephinbon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kanyikven Cephinbon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kanyikven Cephinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never skip in holy places.