Xenhugman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective faun.

Xenhugman created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xenhugman, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xenhugman, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xenhugman's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Xenhugman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Never hop in holy places.