Sakbadbod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful rat.

Sakbadbod created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakbadbod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sakbadbod, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sakbadbod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sakbadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.