Monspaggunligbonkxen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic seal.

Monspaggunligbonkxen created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monspaggunligbonkxen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Monspaggunligbonkxen, he will be very sad.

Monspaggunligbonkxen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Monspaggunligbonkxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Monspaggunligbonkxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.