Dongatmon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, amazing jackal.

Dongatmon created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dongatmon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dongatmon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dongatmon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dongatmon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine manatees approach from the west.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing yellow hats.

4. You must love Dongatmon.

5. Learn five new languages a year.