Labquillib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, deceitful dolphin.

Labquillib created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labquillib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Labquillib, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Labquillib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Labquillib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never paint your neck blue.