Pidjanflan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident bat.

Pidjanflan created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidjanflan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidjanflan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pidjanflan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pidjanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not take Pidjanflan's name in vain.