Loopbug is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful parrot.

Loopbug created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Loopbug, she will turn you into a puffin.

Loopbug's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Loopbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Always help sick swans.