Megxenton is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, passionate frog.

Megxenton created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megxenton, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Megxenton, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Megxenton's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Megxenton's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the east.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing indigo boots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.