Sagnullcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair wyrm.

Sagnullcep created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagnullcep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sagnullcep, it will turn you into a mole.

Sagnullcep's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Sagnullcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Never sit near manatees.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about black holes.