Dimsterdib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair jackal.

Dimsterdib created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimsterdib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimsterdib, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dimsterdib's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dimsterdib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Pray towards the south.