Donquatcab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient salamander.

Donquatcab created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donquatcab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Donquatcab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Donquatcab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Donquatcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing indigo tights.