Larpweemum Rutyakvil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful narwhal.

Larpweemum Rutyakvil created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Larpweemum Rutyakvil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larpweemum Rutyakvil, she will turn you into a rock.

Larpweemum Rutyakvil's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Larpweemum Rutyakvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always obey Larpweemum Rutyakvil's priests.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Larpweemum Rutyakvil in the centre of the settlement.