Zimlanbat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient hyena.

Zimlanbat created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimlanbat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimlanbat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zimlanbat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zimlanbat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight moths approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zimlanbat on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always help aardvarks.