Dissquatbon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fast elephant.

Dissquatbon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissquatbon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dissquatbon, he will turn you into a tree.

Dissquatbon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dissquatbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Retreat if eight otters approach from the east.

3. Do not keep nine badgers in a large pit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect five lead sculptures of Dissquatbon on top of important buildings.