Rotwegbestdag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong hummingbird.

Rotwegbestdag created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotwegbestdag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rotwegbestdag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rotwegbestdag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rotwegbestdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing pink shirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never feed carrots to dolphins while wearing tights.

5. Never chant in the presence of geese.