Queegbutjap Betnanfut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage dingo.

Queegbutjap Betnanfut created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbutjap Betnanfut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Queegbutjap Betnanfut, it will not care at all.

Queegbutjap Betnanfut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Queegbutjap Betnanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear indigo rings.