Genomtcin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic fox.

Genomtcin created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genomtcin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genomtcin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Genomtcin's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Genomtcin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.