Jipyokflamgenmut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying fox.

Jipyokflamgenmut created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Jipyokflamgenmut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipyokflamgenmut, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jipyokflamgenmut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jipyokflamgenmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing brown coats and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.