Jipdodget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident octopus.

Jipdodget created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipdodget, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipdodget, he will turn you into a plant.

Jipdodget's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jipdodget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Hide if eight mites approach from the south.

4. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipdodget.