Ponligtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast chinchilla.

Ponligtarg created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponligtarg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ponligtarg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ponligtarg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ponligtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help eagles in need.