Dodyarmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty horse.

Dodyarmil created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodyarmil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodyarmil, she will ignore you.

Dodyarmil's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dodyarmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.