Bonkbumbud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever dove.

Bonkbumbud created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbumbud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonkbumbud, it will laugh at you.

Bonkbumbud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bonkbumbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.