Loopflaglag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, competent lobster.

Loopflaglag created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopflaglag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Loopflaglag, it will come to you in dreams.

Loopflaglag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Loopflaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.
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