Bepbarnfunmidladgadhin
is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish
walrus
.
Bepbarnfunmidladgadhin
created a photon seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bepbarnfunmidladgadhin
, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bepbarnfunmidladgadhin
, it will be very sad.
Bepbarnfunmidladgadhin's
most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Bepbarnfunmidladgadhin's Holy Commandments
1. Never hop near frogs.
2. Do not wear gold on your body.
3. Never talk about nucleic acids.
4. Always obey Bepbarnfunmidladgadhin's priests.
5. You must never eat strawberries.
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