Lad is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, unfair
spider.
Lad created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lad, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Lad, it will boil you in a big pot.
Lad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Lad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nebulae.
2. You must never eat beans.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Always stare at clouds.