Yattfunarn Moblikgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish hippopotamus.

Yattfunarn Moblikgon created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattfunarn Moblikgon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattfunarn Moblikgon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yattfunarn Moblikgon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yattfunarn Moblikgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattfunarn Moblikgon.