Hadboglun Cumviltam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever pig.

Hadboglun Cumviltam created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadboglun Cumviltam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hadboglun Cumviltam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hadboglun Cumviltam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hadboglun Cumviltam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.