Damnakcet is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless goblin.

Damnakcet created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damnakcet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damnakcet, it will destroy your home solar system.

Damnakcet's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Damnakcet's Holy Commandments

1. Damnakcet must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.