Jadafjon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent pig.

Jadafjon created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadafjon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadafjon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jadafjon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jadafjon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed limes to foxes while wearing corsets.