Gedvigtim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm skunk.

Gedvigtim created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedvigtim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gedvigtim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gedvigtim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gedvigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gedvigtim on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gedvigtim in the centre of the settlement.