Mabmetveg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless dragon.

Mabmetveg created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabmetveg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mabmetveg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mabmetveg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mabmetveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Run away from turquoise mice, for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about asteroids.