Cissbapgan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ruthless wyvern.

Cissbapgan created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Cissbapgan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cissbapgan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cissbapgan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cissbapgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near seals while wearing pink scarves.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about fire.