Jigsagster is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent narwhal.

Jigsagster created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsagster, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jigsagster, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Jigsagster's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jigsagster's Holy Commandments

1. Jigsagster must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about gravity.