Budtofwig is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, merciful
mink.
Budtofwig created matter eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Budtofwig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Budtofwig, it will try to impress you with trees.
Budtofwig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Budtofwig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Budtofwig on top of all buildings.
2. Never eat melons.
3. Never write about nucleic acids.
4. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.
5. Always help sick eagles.