Bombissmumbotparkyarllan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless capybara.

Bombissmumbotparkyarllan created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bombissmumbotparkyarllan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bombissmumbotparkyarllan, it will come to you in dreams.

Bombissmumbotparkyarllan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bombissmumbotparkyarllan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must pray to Bombissmumbotparkyarllan nine times a day.